La Palma's most Foolish of Italy this week to be a. .. drum roll ... the mayor of Casteldelci Pesaro / Urbino! A big round of applause! Congratulations from Identity Crash and his haggard League players to the Mayor Mario Fortini. Mr. Fortini is a very nice gentleman that we see in all its splendor and green sweater Upim on his Facebook profile (and I invite you to become a friend soon before places run out). But we are the reasons for the award: " La Palma's most Foolish of Italy is assigned to Mr. Fortini to have issued an order that requires all municipal public buildings, including commercial activities, to produce the crucifix are fined 500 euro. " Hurrah! Mr. Fortini still come to his brilliant initiative to emphasize the Christian roots of our Italian people, in contrast to the grim material laws of the European Court that we should have to remove the crucifix from all public buildings, schools in the first place. In fact, why deprive the citizen of Italian comforting vision of a thirty year old killed on a torture device? What could be more appropriate to look death in the face mentre si sugge pasta e fagioli? E viste le condizioni igienico sanitarie di molti ristoranti italiani, trovo il gesto di una coerenza ineccepibile. Per non parlare dei ristoratori romani del centro storico: appendere Cristo in croce nel locale avvertirà da subito il turista giapponese della sorte che lo attende appena varcata la soglia. Ancora un bell’applauso al sindaco leghista di Casteldelci e i miei più sinceri auguri per l’iniziativa.
Identity Crash offre gita di due giorni a Casteldelci in pullman Gran Turismo con pranzo al sacco e vendita annessa di crocefissi e cilici. Il tutto a 25 euri! Affrettatevi, i posti sono limitati.
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